Important Constitutional Law

If anyone isn't familiar with Lawrence v. Texas, it is the monumental case in Texas where a man was caught cleaning his boyfriend's pipes, and the Supreme Court found that it should not be illegal. After all, what do we have, if not the right to shunt our fellow man's colon. I am really passionate about this case because it is a really slippery slope. If the state is allowed to tell us we can't assbang men, then what is to stop them from telling us we can't go number two with our women.....or animals. I really hope my professor calls on me and asks me what the rule of law is in this case and how it is different from Bowers v. Hardwick. That way I can say...."In Bowers, we were told that it is not ok to slip my buddy's yammies. But in Lawrence, the court told us that we have a constitutional right to precariously mount other guys, and follow that up by yanking on their backs." What I love about law is that it never fails to come to the correct conclusion.

It's not that I'm lazy Bob, It's that I just don't care

I'm struggling to stay awake in my PR class today. The hangover is starting to get to me. Is it Friday? No. It is Thursday, but Wednesday is the new Friday dont you know. So to me it feels like Saturday. I looke to my neighbor, she has typed another page of notes since class started. The sound of people typing their notes is like a mocking laugh to me now saying "youre the only loser that doesn't know what's going on." Everyone laughs at some joke that passes clean over my head. The neighbor has typed two pages worth of notes. I think my ball is trapped, again, in that slot in my underwear thats supposed to let me have easy access to bathroom utilities. Every second that my clock ticks off feels like slow motion. I couldn't possibly be more anxious to go back home and sleep. She has three pages now, and this is starting to get ridiculous. It's not that I'm lazy you see, it's that I just don't care. If I work twice as hard, Initech's stock goes up a quarter of a percent and I get nothing. I think my ball is finally free. Four pages. I just posted a high score on Tetris. Well at least no one can claim I accomplished nothing today.

Nothing to Lose

Ohhhhhh it's been a long time kiddies. Daddy has been finding a new place for mommy and daddy to shack and much has happened that was blogworthy. Halloween was fun, if anyone has not seen the photographs of me dressed as Mr. Miyagi I will try to post them soon. Speaking of photographs, there were a lot of riske' photos taken at the annual law school orgy (halloween party). I overheard the comment "she's gonna eat more sausage tonight than Kobayashi", and I fear that may have been a supernaturally accurate prophesy. Good times for one and all kiddies.
Switching to a serious subject though, I have a proposal for the law school. At this point in my career, straight C- and straight A's would make absolutely no difference for my job prospects. I have nothing to lose or gain but wasted time and effort. I mean seriously, bottom half, bottom quarter, is there even a difference at this point? So I think the school should install a "3L phone it in" rule. Here, 3Ls can phone in the rest of their semester and receive automatic B-. Lets get the bean counters working on this one.