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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Does an upside down longhorn mean anything to a jayhawk?

Seriously.....does it? Cause it sure means something to me. Ass clown. As I'm flipping past the OU-Kansas game, I see a cheesy, obviously set-up shot of 2 groups of fans yelling back and forth in the parking lot. One side is yelling "boomer sooner," the other is screaming something extremely witty and memorable about jayhawks. And they're getting into it.....and this side has grandma in her red and blue muu-muu, yelling her guts out..........and that side has little 6 month old tommy all dressed up in a crimson and cream onesie, with what looks like a little spitup dribbling down his face. The tv producer is wetting himself back in the RV, just thinking about how spontaneous and energy-filled this shot is going to look to the millions of americans at home watching.........the OU-Kansas game........on TBS. Of course, I grab the remote to record what could go down as the best fan-shouting match of all time..........at the 2005 OU-Kansas game..........on TBS.
And, of course......... I see some ass clown sooner shoving his grimy, pasty, toby-keith-lovin, hand towards the other side........in the form of...............wait for it.................an upside down longhorn! WOW!!!!! PURE GENIUS!!! Now, I'm no danged ole sooners expert, but seeing as our hand symbol is the longhorn, and they hate us, I'm thinking that the upside down longhorn symbolizes hatred for The Texas Longhorns. So basically, the non-verbal subtext of an upside down longhorn is "the longhorns fucking suck" or something to that effect........So this jackass sooner might as well have been standing there straight across from this group of jayhawk fans and been screaming "the longhorns fucking suck." (probably was......I had it on mute)..........Interesting way to demoralize your opponent, mr. sooner. Yell epithets concerning another completely different team! They'll never see it coming! Now, we can all learn from this genius sooner psychological mind game. We can all use it in our daily lives. Next time you get cut off on the highway by a member of a different race or gender, don't bother with the usual curses and swear words. Just roll down your window and yell at the top of your lungs "I FUCKING HATE HAMBURGERS WITH NO MUSTARD!!!" That'll show em.

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