You Can't Be Hindi, You Ass

My name is indeed Cyrus and I am not hindi, hindu, or wilder valderama. what i am is a zoroastrian. more on that later. more importantly what i also am is sick and tired of harold's ridiculous ims at 2 in the morning while i'm trying to do my "lawschool reading"

SIDEBAR HERE: from reading this blog you will soon see that "doing my lawschool reading" is actually code for something else....what is that something else? it changes day to day, moment to moment........it can be almost anything.....as long as its not really lawschool reading......por ejemplo.........harold ims me (at 2 in the morning) and says "what you doing?"; i respond "oh just reading for class tomorrow. i'm so fucked cause i'm like 300 pages behind in my 'constitutions of the indiginous people of asia' class'" {{SIDEBAR WITHIN A SIDEBAR HERE: anytime we make any kind of racial jokes that are in extremely poor taste (will be often), we will be substituting the word asian/filipino/indian instead of what we really mean. that way we escape pesky things like multimillion dollar defamation claims (at least i think we'll escape liability.......eh....who am i kidding.....i have no clue whether we will or won't......harold you wanna take a stab at this law school question?}} and of course what i'm really doing is sitting on my ass watching infomercials about food dehyrators, butt shrinkers, and of course the ubiquitous ggw
anyway.......so i'm trying to do my "law school reading" and harold ims with some inane hour long story that has nothing to do with anything......kinda like this post.............long story short.....now instead of iming me at 2 in the morning.....he can post it on the internet and spread the love for all our adoring fans